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If you are truly kitchen impaired, like you don’t know the difference between a spoon and a fork, don’t worry. She isn’t with you because she thinks you are a great chef. She is with you for all of the other talents you posses!<wink, wink> Good for you!




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 TROPICAL NIGHTS


The inspiration behind this romantic night surrounds the freedom and relief of vacation nookie. What is sexier than a few beach towels, greasing up your loved one with tanning (or massage) oil and sipping a frozen fruity concoctions? Yeah, nothing comes to mind. . .

 It sets up the mood by placing beach towels on the floor with all of the correct amenities: suggested music ideas, beachwear attire, and the meanings of orchids.  Some of the extra suggestions also include lei’s and activity solutions like limbo and hula hoop.

What to DO??

Mood Setters What's On the Menu

Decorations: Two beach towels (or one large one)

Music: Reggae or Tropical

Tanning lotion: Actually, massage oil. Tanning lotion tends to be gooey and tanning oil is intended to stay in one place (and we want the freedom to roam

Attire: Beach wear - Find both of your sexy bathing suits that have been collecting dust, or better yet just a sarong (looks like a large piece of tropical cloth you tie around your waist as a cover up). Anything tropical will do.

Utensils/ Table Settings: Let’s keep this really easy. . . it's a picnic on the floor. You don’t need to break out the fine china for a tropical setting - Paper plates, napkins, plastic forks and knives work just as easily.

   
  • Advanced Preparation Tips & Tricks
  • Gifts & Flower Suggestions
  • Countdown . . . specific step - by - step instructions
  • Directions for the Kitchen Impaired