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If you are truly kitchen impaired, like you don’t know the difference between a spoon and a fork, don’t worry. She isn’t with you because she thinks you are a great chef. She is with you for all of the other talents you posses!<wink, wink> Good for you!

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How do you Get a Woman Out of Her Head?
Every woman is as different to each other as we are to a man. Trying to lump women in one single category is similar to saying that each unique note in any of Mozart’s symphonies sound the same. Our likes and dislike are as different as our appearance. We even have different motives for doing the same exact task.  However, there are some wiring truths about us and the way we think that make us inherently different than a man and similar to each other.
 
Here are three separate ways of getting her out of her head (if you can think of anymore, please let me know)
 
  • Every now and again, do one obvious and thoughtful thing. Yes, it must be obvious, remember, it has to drown out the sounds of the day. Seriously guys, a thoughtful gesture typically give her months of bragging rights and goes a long, long way. Simple equation: Months of bragging rights for the woman = nookie nights for the man. You can read my blog to see what other women are saying. . .  But are the only one who really knows her and what her "thing" is. . .
  • Create (theme) an entire Nookie Night in honor of your lovely. . . 

    I know I just said theme. Coming from a recovered anti-themer, it’s pretty big for me to suggest, but DON’T BE SCARED or puff your chest out just yet. . . trust me! I promise you won't have to turn in your "man card!"

     

    For the purpose of Nookie Cookers, a theme is the subject of your dinner, an idea that you create an enchanted evening around. I know this might be foreign, but a theme will actually make the creation easier and will give her the impression that you have put in a lot of effort (that’s a double whammy). When you create one of these evenings you will look like a GOD, and that is so what you want. . .

     

    Still unsure of theming? Try this out. What has your significant other been really longing for? A tropical vacation? Maybe you haven’t gone because time/money doesn’t allow for it (or you just don’t want to).  Now I want you to think for a minute. Yes, this is where being thoughtful comes in. What type of food and drinks are tropical? Well . . . tropical ones (you see where I am going here?). What type of things happen in a tropical location (we will get to that in a minute). Maybe you lie on the beach and listen to music.  So by using a few simple steps, you will give her bragging rights for a very long time. That’s a GREAT thing! Can you imagine her saying “my … is so sweet, he just..”

    Check out Nookie Nights for Specific Ideas

  • Little Gesture
    I will be making more specific suggestions as we go along here, but for now I am just going to throw a couple little gems of wisdom to help in the everyday grind of life to keep nookie on the top of her “to do” list.  Help her out occasionally. . .  
     
    Family Night: You are home early and want a little something-something. But she has had an exceedingly stressful day with deadline after deadline. On her way home, after shuffling the kids to their soccer and ballet practice, she calls and tells you that she is going to pick up dinner since she is exhausted. You say, “No,no,no. Baby, I got you covered.” More than likely you will hear a moment of silence followed by “huh’?”  At that point, just tell her to come home. When she walks through the door, you already h ave a nice family meal in the oven. . .
     
    Out of Town Guests Coming in Town: Unless she is a closet exhibitionist most couples don’t have the opportunity to enjoy their nuptial bed when out-of-towners are there. Why? Well, in addition to daily life she also has the added check list of… what are they going to eat? Do I have enough towels? I need to wash the sheets? Do I have enough toilet paper? So on, and so forth. . .  Take a second to be happy that you don’t think like a woman and make it a little easier for her by doing a few extra steps to show her how much you care.